And I’m thoroughly miffed about it.

I’m not taking days off, mind. Speak to me on the phone and I’ll be the same a ray of sunshine as always. But here, in the office/home, it’s been a grim week.

I just poured myself a glass of water and put it down next to the couch. I then sneezed, tripped over the glass, bashed my head against the wall and spilled water all over my carpet and my MacBook charger.

You know you’re having a bad day when you’re swearing at inanimate objects.